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Bonerskin

The excess skin left from not being enough of a man to fill your sheath.
Guy probably has a 4 inch bonerskin, Fucking tiny dick bitch

I thought he couldn't get hard. But it was just his bonerskin mushing into me
by Trevor Phillips Inc. September 26, 2013
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Bonerizing

Something that is so awesome, it can make you hard without physical contact.
That cake was so bonerizing i had to tighten my belt a notch to hide my hard on.

Dude, I got a quadruple kill in call of duty last night with a RPG and it was so bonerizing
by Julesfools February 25, 2010
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jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.
Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."
by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011
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boneskunk

it's when your pecker stinks from lack of hygiene.
man, everytime i open my legs i smell boneskunk.
by ken power February 2, 2009
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Bonerkill

The complete and utter eradication of any positive sexual feelings present in a male's erect penis, rendering it flaccid.

Not to be confused with "Buzz-Kill"
Immediately after the intro of the Victoria Secret Fashion Show featuring Marisa Miller, Alessandra Ambrosio, Heidi Klum and other thorough-bred dime pieces in hardly any clothing, a commercial of an overweight Elvis is aired. Ew...Bonerkill.
by Batman and Robin MU December 1, 2009
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bonership

Origin: Batman (Scarborough Region) and Markham Station conversation

noun: A friendship involving two or more people where the main reason for the relationship is to participate in lewd, inappropriate, and/or sexual activity. Intentions of further development of the relationship such as dating, going steady, or marriage is either absent or not mutual.
I met this girl and we had a week-long bonership before she left for Europe.
by Namtab January 3, 2009
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Boleskine

Jimmy Page's house on Loch Ness, formerly owned by Aliester Crowley
Dude, some spooky shit once happened at Boleskine.
by Ledhead July 22, 2006
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