Boner hours 

The early morning and late night hours where guys make terrible decisions based on their uncontrollable boners.

(i.e. as soon as they wake up In the morning or as they lay awake lonely at night).

These ghosts have been coming out of the woodwork, but I don’t take texts sent during boner hours seriously.

Boner hours by Larz in Charge May 19, 2020

horse boner 

When sitting in class becomes very exciting and you get an extremely big boner at the sight of the sexiest classmate.

Girl 1: "J.P totally gave me a horse boner in english class !"
Girl 2: "Omg the same thing happened to me in french today!"

horse boner by cantnamethis666 November 8, 2011

whipping a pile of horse bones 

The phrase "whipping a dead horse" means to attempt to revive a moot point or issue. "Whipping a pile of horse bones" means to keep making futile and pointless attempts to revive interest in something that no one has cared about for so long its rotted away into a skeleton of its former self.

AKA: The Simpsons

Seasons 1 through 6 were the best. By season 8, FOX and Matt Groening were whipping a dead horse. Which means for the last 10 seasons they have been whipping a pile of horse bones.

whipping a pile of horse bones by weasel1969 October 9, 2008