Boner Chute

the aisle in the grocery store where all the cleb magazines and whatnot are. Called the boner chute because its the place where you are most likely to get a boner while in grocery store.

Christian: Dude, i just went to the store to buy some condoms and lube today.
Erik: ......and?
christian: i got stuck in the boner chute while waiting to pay for them for like 15 minutes...
Erik: That sucks!