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Bluntrito 

7 blunts in a revolver formation encompassed in an additional blunt wrap.
Charlie: Hey lets smoke 7 blunts!
Kevin: Why dont we just smoke a bluntrito?!
Bluntrito by rudeboymafia December 2, 2013

Bluntitis 

The every day urge you randomly get to roll a fat blunt, and the urge your fingers get when a fresh sack is present.
its 2 am and the bluntitis is kicking in, i feel my rollin fingers twitchin! who got a dollar n 18 cents to getta wrap

bluntist 

When you call someone a Bluntist theres 2 meanings. 1.if you call someone a Bluntist it means your a "dumbass and idiot".2.If you say you got Bluntist it means you got "fucked".
1.what are you doing you fucking Bluntist!
2. What so last night you didnt get Bluntist?
bluntist by Plz add this!! September 21, 2017

Bluntsworth 

The amount of weed needed to fill a blunt.
Ex:1

Dealer: Hey man how much you need?
Buyer: Oh not too much, just a Bluntsworth.
Dealer: Aite, I got you. *hands him some weed*
Buyer: Cool, you gonna throw some in?
Dealer: *silence*

Ex: 2
Buyer: Man I'm all out of green can you sell me some?
Dealer: Dude all I got left is a Bluntsworth that cool
Buyer: Yeah, that's all I need ;)
Bluntsworth by Jobs The Who? October 15, 2011

pull a bluntfire 

To preform any action that involves obtaining weed and returning home to play an MMORPG.
Egomonk: man this game is ruining my life
Cellaris: why's that?
Egomonk: i went to this party i didnt wanna go to and there was lots of hot chicks and all i did was get in, steal the weed, and come back home to keep playing
Geoff: pull a Bluntfire?
pull a bluntfire by Kraftdinner June 27, 2009

bluntwrap 

A bluntwrap had got to be the worst fucking cigar wrap ever. DO NOT get these if you are a pot-smoker. They are horrible for you, shitty to roll and always rip. If you want something good get yourself a bluntville or a dutch. holla!
John is such a fucking idiot. i told him to pick up a dutch and the stupid fuck brought me a bluntwrap. Shit burned away in two seconds.
bluntwrap by iiTSdahlynYO August 13, 2010
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