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blunt shit 

the tobacco that is dumped from a cigar. when rolling a blunt you cut lengthwise down a cigar; when you slide/dump the tobacco out, it looks like fecal matter.
I'm breaking up the greens; you shit the blunt.
The ashtray was full of blunt shit and cigarette butts.
blunt shit by *rach March 10, 2008

blurt the shit out 

When some asshole to whom you told a secret revealed the same to the whole damn world.
Spencer: Yo! I heard you and Johnny did a bro job last night. HAHAHA.

Tyler: Beanie! That fuckin' asshole blurt the shit out of me.
blurt the shit out by LitolMoFo August 15, 2017

bluntsmith 

Someone who is especially skilled at rolling blunts.
Person 1 : "Dude, this blunt is burning hella slow!"

Person 2 : "Yea i know, my man Mike is one hell of a bluntsmith!"
bluntsmith by Bloodgoose November 30, 2009

bluntchitis

When you hit a blunt hard and cough heavily
Anthony *takes hit from blunt and coughs*
"I wonder if our neighbors think we have Bronchitis or something "
Joe "nah we got that Bluntchitis"
bluntchitis by Sydonious April 13, 2015

bluntshot 

A bluntshot is when you take dick for a hit of the blunt
Cosmo "Let me hit the blunt" Zope "Can you suck it? Come take this bluntshot"
bluntshot by enormityblue October 10, 2023
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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