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blunt shit 

the tobacco that is dumped from a cigar. when rolling a blunt you cut lengthwise down a cigar; when you slide/dump the tobacco out, it looks like fecal matter.
I'm breaking up the greens; you shit the blunt.
The ashtray was full of blunt shit and cigarette butts.
blunt shit by *rach March 10, 2008

blurt the shit out 

When some asshole to whom you told a secret revealed the same to the whole damn world.
Spencer: Yo! I heard you and Johnny did a bro job last night. HAHAHA.

Tyler: Beanie! That fuckin' asshole blurt the shit out of me.
blurt the shit out by LitolMoFo August 15, 2017

bluntsmith 

Someone who is especially skilled at rolling blunts.
Person 1 : "Dude, this blunt is burning hella slow!"

Person 2 : "Yea i know, my man Mike is one hell of a bluntsmith!"
bluntsmith by Bloodgoose November 30, 2009

bluntchitis

When you hit a blunt hard and cough heavily
Anthony *takes hit from blunt and coughs*
"I wonder if our neighbors think we have Bronchitis or something "
Joe "nah we got that Bluntchitis"
bluntchitis by Sydonious April 13, 2015

bluntshot 

A bluntshot is when you take dick for a hit of the blunt
Cosmo "Let me hit the blunt" Zope "Can you suck it? Come take this bluntshot"
bluntshot by enormityblue October 10, 2023

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026