Blumpkim job 

Getting a blow job while taking a big shit otherwise known as a blumpkin. But then after your shit is complete, the person gives you a rim job instead of having to wipe.

Had to take a shit last night while hanging out with some skank. That nasty bitch was low on toilet paper so she insisted on giving me a blumpkim job!

Blumpkim job by Yoyo6969 May 13, 2014

Blumpkin Waffle-Job 

The act of a man waffle stomping, whilst receiving a blowjob.

"Yo Jack! Did you hear Jordan stomped his shit down a shower drain while getting head from Iggy?"
"Yeah man, that's called a Blumpkin Waffle-Job"

Blumpkin Waffle-Job by Freaky White Boy January 3, 2025

Blumpkrimjob 

The act of performing fellatio whilst the receiving party defecates. However, during the act your tongue intermittently embarks on a pilgrimage to brown town.

Stacey was giving me a blumpkin and decided to brave the depths of the nether portal thus the blumpkrimjob was born.

Blumpkrimjob by KrisPcueKumber October 25, 2017