Blow Dried

The act of shooting someone with enough bullets to fully exsanguinate them.

Did you hear about Tommy Two-Time? Those punks drove up to him at Wal-Mart and blow dried him. They used like three clips each and there wasn't any blood left in his body.

Blow Dried by lukta October 27, 2011

Blow-dried cow

a blow-dried cow is a powerful political weapon. It can be used to win over large amounts of people. Easily obtained through the black market. Illegal for their strange ability to control one's thoughts and actions. This power is through their irresistible charm and adorableness.

"We are in danger because Russia has obtained a Blow-dried Cow"

Blow-dried cow by Jjshdbne February 21, 2020

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North Korean blow drier

When you expose your own feces to another one's hair and dry it down so it gets all crusty and shit.

yeah son ima give you a north korean blow drier

North Korean blow drier by conrpaintsniff February 22, 2011

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Blow drier

A person who answers phone all day.

This guy works as a customer service and he's a blow drier.

Blow drier by Vanilla12345 October 16, 2008

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California Blowdrier

When your partner swings it around on your face after dipping it in gluten-free almond milk

I gave my wife a California Blowdrier last night, it was messy but she liked it

California Blowdrier by damianevens49 June 25, 2024

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Mississippi Blowdrier

The act of nutting on someone's face and farting on their face until the semen dries.

Johnny performed the Mississippi blowdrier on me last week

Mississippi Blowdrier by Magikpol July 8, 2025

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ABG

An acronym for an "aznbbygirl" meaning an asian female gangster. ABG's like to hang with gangsters and wear thin (slutty) clothing. They like to jump other girls who talk shit and make out with their boyfriends 24/7 (maybe even have sex.) Usually own side kicks who also like to text frequently. ABG'S also normally have a "ride or die" homie, someone who is always down for them, or die trying. ABG's are also known for dying their hair alot. From blonde to black. They have many piercings: multiple on the ears, and stomach/lip. They probably have teased hair, bangs, and have had extensions at one point or another. Could also have painted nails and tatoos. ABG's are super hot, but you would probably get jumped if you tried to hit on them. They also loiter and hang out past curfew.

"Oh shit look at those hotties at that boba house.."
"Watch out, see those gangsters next to them? Their obviously ABG's."
"Damn..still hot."

ABG by Lolzercoptorzallday February 7, 2009

Word of the Day on June 14, 2026

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