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Blood Job

a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.
"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."
by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009
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Bloop Job

A Bloop Job is the act of shoving your penis back and forth in between a chicks ass cheeks.
if you need an example for a Bloop Job you really need to get laid
by Da Big Kahuna April 7, 2008
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bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.
My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up
by coborder April 7, 2008
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blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.
Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.
by harry day October 26, 2009
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bloody snuff job

When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.
Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.
by Fogle johnson August 9, 2018
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bloody mary rim job

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job
by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019
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bloodjob

usually preformed in the vampire world and in vampire media, a bloodjob involves a mortal girl or guy biting into a vampire through the skin, usually the arm or neck, and sucking the resulting gusher, resulting in heightened arousal of both parties. seen frequently in the HBO series True Blood.
Sookie gives a great bloodjob.

My girl wouldn't give me a bloodjob, so I drained her instead.
by BillCrompton July 6, 2010
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