Blood Job

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a term used to describe a situation in which any person involved in a blow job (or blowjob) gets a bloody nose. This term could also be applied to any situation in which blood is involved in any way with the blow job.

"This dude over here just got a blood job. Check out all of that blood on him. Let us laugh heartily together now."

Blood Job by Backseat Lover March 3, 2009

Words you can keep

Bloop Job

A Bloop Job is the act of shoving your penis back and forth in between a chicks ass cheeks.

if you need an example for a Bloop Job you really need to get laid

Bloop Job by Da Big Kahuna April 7, 2008

bloop job

derived from bloops (to poop) a bloop job is similar to a russian jackit/titty fuck except with the butt cheeks.

My girlfriend gave me an awesome bloop job last night, especially when she clenched her cheeks and firmed 'em up

bloop job by coborder April 7, 2008

blond job

like a blow job, only the performer is drunk and/or stupid and gives head to the gear shift in a car or truck.

Chet - Man, Betty was so plastered last night she leaned over and slobbed on my truck's gear shift all the way home!

Roy - What a blond job! Did you horse collar her?

Chet - Naw, I just let her think it was me, I got with Debbie out at the barn.

blond job by harry day October 26, 2009

bloody snuff job

When you have intercourse with a woman while she is menstruating and then afterwords you sniff the blood out of her vagina like a line of cocaine.

Carson had blood all over his nose after giving Kylee a bloody snuff job. But she loved it.

bloody snuff job by Fogle johnson August 9, 2018

bloody mary rim job

Staunching anal bleeding by salad tossing

after my partner has a rough shit, I administer first aid by giving a Bloody Mary rim job

bloody mary rim job by Cryslynnmatt February 24, 2019

bloodjob

usually preformed in the vampire world and in vampire media, a bloodjob involves a mortal girl or guy biting into a vampire through the skin, usually the arm or neck, and sucking the resulting gusher, resulting in heightened arousal of both parties. seen frequently in the HBO series True Blood.

Sookie gives a great bloodjob.

My girl wouldn't give me a bloodjob, so I drained her instead.

bloodjob by BillCrompton July 6, 2010

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026