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A blobith is a new sex position which is the female does a headstand while the male acts like he is riding a bike. Ofcourse the male has to have lots of practice before trying it so men practice on a bike. It helps a lot. I have tried. This sex position is used by all of the people of the NAOR. If any questions concerning the NAOR please message us on our Facebook group NAOR LOVERZZZZZ.

P.S. This position is fun. Try it!
Female: Let's try a new position.

Male: Ok how about the blobith?
Female: Ok ill practice my headstands.
Male: And I'll get the bike.
Blobith by NAOR July 8, 2011
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A large sexy male with a long shlong
Guy 1: hey is that bobithias?
Guy 2: yeah he is the new guy and he is super hot.
Guy 3: i bet he has a gaimungus shlong
bobithias by Bobithias August 28, 2021
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bobitheboss 

A homosexual nigger jew
bobitheboss is a human
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BlobThePig 

BlobThePig is a fat nonce
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Blobitch 

A blobitch is a person who bitches how everything blows. Typically, a blobitch walks slowly, eats a lot, and says "that blows". A blobitch also contradicts everything you say just to be a bitch. Also, a blobitch always thinks he is right, and even if proven wrong, he will still not admit to his fault in judgment and taunt how he is still correct just because he says so.
Example 1
You: Hey, this sandwich is really good.
Blobitch: No it isn't, it fucking blows.
You: Don't be a fucking Blobitch!

Example 2
You: I just got a new car, I love it and am totally satisfied with it.
Blobitch: Your new car fucking blows, and you hate it.
You: Shut the fuck up you Blobitch!
Blobitch by Snorky7777 September 21, 2010
cool beast, like to go poop and eat pie
he wacks it until reily and bobith comes in
bobith by bobith December 28, 2007

blobitician

No way I'd vote for that whale belly blobitician.
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