Blillian 

(n): Receiving phallacial while in the act of defecating; specifically while on a toilet.

I got blillian while taking my morning poop....My girlfriend gives me at least one blillian a week as long as i don't have diahrrea...Now that I proposed, she won't give me blillian. WTF is the deal? I'm going to ask her for my ring back.

Blillian by Bluga October 20, 2010

brilliant 

A term the British use to describe everything.

I's brilliant in't it? Right, yah, bloody brilliant. Wha' is? Oh, yah, right, brilliant. Bloody brillant.

brilliant by Lord Russell August 12, 2004

Fucking Brilliant 

!. An expression, particularly popular with the British and the Irish, that means something is really cool, really awesome, top notch, way above expectations.

2. A sarcastic expression of how good something (an idea, etc) is/was.

1. "This is really really fucking brilliant" - Bono (2003, Golden Globes)

2. "Luke, blasting the controls that extend the bridge was fucking brilliant" - Leia (what she would have said if "Star Wars" was not rated PG)

Fucking Brilliant by Sans0uAvecV0us January 21, 2009

Fishmonger Brilliant

The third and highest level of brilliance. There's Ordinary Brilliant, Absolute Brilliant and then there's Fishmonger Brilliant.

Stretto's elbow-dance is Fishmonger Brilliant.

Fishmonger Brilliant by Webby's sweaty, rasping cleft September 12, 2006

strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.

What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!

strategically brilliant by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

brilliant 

A word which in the past meant that something was exceptionally good, or to express great pleasure:

Its strength has been eroded by overuse, and it can now be used to respond to any mildly pleasing news. Somehow the extreme unctuousness and insincerity of this tends to go unrecognized or is an occasion for the self-gratifying feeling that one is being tolerant.

In the olden days:

Smith-"Everyone has the day off tomorrow!"
Jones-"Brilliant!"

Nowadays:

Waiter: "Are you ready to order?"
Customer: "err, yes..."
Waiter: "Brilliant!!!"

brilliant by Pistefka September 24, 2009

Plastic Brilliance 

Toy for the select, everlasting batteries, light relief, hits the spot. No real men required.

Why Jackie, I divn't kna whey good satisfaction could be like, was now I have found me plastic brilliance.

Plastic Brilliance by Maladoni April 1, 2006