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Alec Lightwood 

Alec Lightwood is a Shadowhunter in Cassandra Clare's series The Mortal Instruments.
His best friend is Jace Herondale/Morgenstern/Lightwood (his last name depends on the book... XP) who for most of the series Alec claimed to be in love with but in the third book FINALLY admitted he loved Magnus Bane.
He and Magnus are now in a relationship cause they are both the coolest book characters EVER!!!
He is also very protective of his younger sister Isabelle.
Alec Lightwood came out by kissing Magnus in front of the entire Clave and hundreds of Downworlders. Talk about love!
Alec Lightwood by PyroBandNinja December 7, 2011

Alec Lightwood 

A black haired man with blue/brown eyes. Incredible fighter and parabatai with Jace Herondale. Shipped with Magnus Bane, the ship being Malec. Alec is siblings with Izzy Lightwood. Alec Lightwood is a bean that must be protected at all costs.
PersonA: "What's your favourite ship?"
PersonB: ~whips out scroll~ "Let's see..my MOST favourite is Malec, a ship between Alec Lightwood and Magnus Bane.

Lightwood 

Shadowhunter surname
Alec/Isabelle/Jace Lightwood
Lightwood by Crazy_weirdo May 16, 2018

Alec Lightwood 

Alec Lightwood is a hot black haired, blue eyed shadowhunter who is Consul and fought in the Dark War but who not importantly loved one man so much he changed the world for him
Alec Lightwood loved one man so much he changed the world for him

Boughtwood

A term used for a woman paying for a male gigalo. A Boughtwood is generally a blonde slut who seeks penis on all accounts. She is known for hooking up with 35+ guys, and carrying multiple STD's due to her horny nature.
Oh man, i banged a Boughtwood last night, i'm going to be riddles with STD's
Boughtwood by lucke1 November 28, 2010

Alec Lightwood 

Literally the hottest book character ever. However, Malec can not be split up, sh he shall remain with Magnus Bane.
Oh my god! Alec Lightwood IS SO HOT
Alec Lightwood by Fan.boy.for.real January 15, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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