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I raced home after eating at Chipotle. I made it just in time. That burrito caused me to blazzer all over the toilet.
Blazzer by F'n F July 10, 2026
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Blazer Barboza

Is an american rapper, singer , record producer, A&r from Augusta Ga. He is known for his hit single Last Dance that reached number 13 of the billboard in 2018.
Blazer Barboza is an American Rapper from Augusta Georgia
Blazer Barboza by Blazer Barboza September 10, 2019
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blazermania 

A state of mind in or around the Portland area that makes citizens go crazy for the city's only major sports franchise, the Portland Trailblazers. Often brought on by winning, but can also become apparent when the team transforms from pot-smoking, coach-insulting, dog-fighting, gun-toting hoodlums into a respectable group of charismatic young athletes.
I love the Blazers again. Blazermania is taking a hold of me!
blazermania by Spencer J. April 20, 2008

BlazerNiner Kid 

Dousing your anus in hot sauce while performing a 69 with a she-male.
Tyson- Dude, you look rough.

Brian- Of course dude. I was BlazerNiner Kid all night with Rusty!

Tyson- Scorgasms!
BlazerNiner Kid by PMayhem October 30, 2017

Blazeraid 

n. A lighter, specifically for smoking marijuana. Generally a nice lighter (i.e, a Zippo) and not a standard Bic.
Gerry's got a tight blazeraid with him, he hasn't bought that Bic pussy shit in years.
Blazeraid by BitchesAin'tShit August 5, 2008

Blazer Tagging 

1. To be high while playing the game laser tag.
Dude we smoked 5 bowls stop at McD's then decided to hit up Laser Nation and go blazer tagging.
Blazer Tagging by MSL___ October 23, 2009
Blazer is a term commonly used at the bar scene at The University of Iowa. It is used to insult someone that looks like or is acting like a total fogie. Someone who loves public transportation, WWII, wearing two-piece track jumpsuits and Hawaiian shirts, and falling asleep watching baseball games is a Blazer. Think of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, but just the cranky old part of him, not the totally badass part.
That guy sleeping on the bus, wearing a jumpsuit, and listening to the baseball game on his headphones is a total Blazer.
Blazer by J_Gleezy October 8, 2013
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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