A black retard usually goes by the name Rafael Jimenez sells oils and fucks up your cooking refers to everyone as "dumb bitch"
Mike:"Hey do you know where I could get some oil?"

Mackenzie:"Yea just ask the blartard but make sure he doesn't add to much flour"

Blartard:"Shutup dumb bitch"
by Oil peddler October 20, 2013
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