Bladle 

A way of ending a message (particularly text messages) between friends, especially males. Is used instead of a kiss (X). Shows respect and love in a masculine way. Originates from University between friends Craig, Nick and Ben.

Alright dude, hows things? We going out tonight? Bladle

Bladle by Craig_Egg November 6, 2006

Bladderful 

The feeling of needing to pee.

I'm so bladderful right now, I need a bathroom or I'll explode!

Bladderful by JBennett February 14, 2009

Aaron Bradley 

Aaron Bradley is the type of person to end a 2-year relationship for a free big-mac at McDonald's.

Aaron Bradley:
A virgin simp who pretends to be bisexual in order to get laid.

Aaron Bradley by Portlethen Academy August 30, 2020

bladerful 

The extreme need to pee
First invented by Jay Bennett, Valentine's Day 2009

Secondly invented by The Greeb Brothers (John and Hank green) on their podcast Dear Hank and John October 24, 2016

Student: (raises hand)

Teacher: Yes? What is it?

Student: I am feeling very bladerful may I use the restroom please?

bladerful by Din P February 26, 2017

Bradley Martyn 

The mf plug. Bradley is known as the world's greatest (and possibly strongest) drug dealer. Known mostly for selling the finest black tar heroin, dabs, cocaine, and bud in the State of California. Bradley Martyn also owns a gym called Zoo Culture, most famously known for using fake weights. If you want to lift 1,000 pounds with ZERO training, you need to purchase a membership at his gym.

Bradley Martyn is the mf plug!! Hit him up if you need any drug on the market or want to lift fake weights

Bradley Martyn by Uncopyrighta8le January 29, 2020

Shy Bladder 

When you are unable to pee because there are people in the vicinity and you cannot begin urination until they are no longer around you.

Man I really had to piss but I was in a crowded bathroom and I have a shy bladder so I held it.

Shy Bladder by madrascaldavid August 15, 2009

teacher bladder 

Condition occurring when a teacher cannot leave their classroom for extended periods of time and must hold it.

Ma. Jones hasn't left her room since second period. She must have teacher bladder.

teacher bladder by Hey Ms. H! November 30, 2017