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Black Jack Taco Surprise 

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.
Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!

Back Taco 

noun \ˈbak ˈtä-kō\
A synonym for the anus.
"I took a really big shit and hurt my back taco".
Back Taco by UndeadWhiskey August 28, 2013

taco block 

Like a cock block, but perpetrated by a female.
I was eyeballing a cute guy at that party last Thursday but I got taco blocked by that girl with the curly hair before I could make my move.
taco block by L_Ho February 5, 2010

pink taco block-o 

The female version of a cock block. This occurs when a woman is lustful of another man, but a fellow woman is preventing her from initiating the sexual encounter.
LanTesha: Yo bitch, what the fuck was that? You knows I want DeAndre for a long ass time.
Kanresha: Bullshit, ho! You frontin'! DeAndre just wanted to chill with us all.
LanTesha: Fuck you, ho! You just bein' a pink taco block-o! I could had that dick all up in my grill.
pink taco block-o by Tompkins3892 October 16, 2008

taco-block 

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
taco-block by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011

Back draft taco 

When your girlfriend has a little extra cream on her taco and accidently sharts in her underwear causing it to back draft into the taco.
Mmm... Have you tried Kathy's back draft taco? Smells amazing!
Back draft taco by Jkcoughman June 23, 2017