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Black Taco

(Verb) When one party smears the fecal remains of one's meal onto the vaginal areas of the female after corpulation.
Dude I totally gave shanaynay a black taco last night and now she won't talk to me. =(
by WeedThenWang November 4, 2009
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Black Jack Taco Surprise

When a black guy pretends to creampie a girl. And then busts in her face.
Guy: Im done.

Girl: That was quick.
Guy: Sike. BLACK JACK TACO SURPRISE BITCH!!!!!!!!
by A Sizzle and Banana Hands October 19, 2009
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Back Taco

noun \ˈbak ˈtä-kō\
A synonym for the anus.
"I took a really big shit and hurt my back taco".
by UndeadWhiskey August 28, 2013
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taco block

Like a cock block, but perpetrated by a female.
I was eyeballing a cute guy at that party last Thursday but I got taco blocked by that girl with the curly hair before I could make my move.
by L_Ho February 5, 2010
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pink taco block-o

The female version of a cock block. This occurs when a woman is lustful of another man, but a fellow woman is preventing her from initiating the sexual encounter.
LanTesha: Yo bitch, what the fuck was that? You knows I want DeAndre for a long ass time.
Kanresha: Bullshit, ho! You frontin'! DeAndre just wanted to chill with us all.
LanTesha: Fuck you, ho! You just bein' a pink taco block-o! I could had that dick all up in my grill.
by Tompkins3892 October 16, 2008
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taco-block

v. when you order/make tacos, but end up not being able to enjoy them due to a friend eating what you ordered, wrong ordering, or over-intoxication. comparable to the let down felt when one has been "cock-blocked"
person a: where's my taco, dude?
person b: "crap, i think i just ate it!"
person a: "dude, you fucking just taco-blocked me!"

person 1: "Dude we got you taco bell on our way here"
person 2: "Did you remember to order it with no fiesta?"
person 1: "Oh crap, I forgot"
person 2: "Dude, you totally taco-blocked me!"

person a: "ooh! order me a 5$ box!"
person b: "okay dude"
person a: (passes out, too drunk to eat)
person b: "you passed out, i ate your tacos"
person a: "dammit! I just got completely taco blocked!"
by MelyssaJazz July 17, 2011
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Back draft taco

When your girlfriend has a little extra cream on her taco and accidently sharts in her underwear causing it to back draft into the taco.
Mmm... Have you tried Kathy's back draft taco? Smells amazing!
by Jkcoughman June 23, 2017
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