Black Clam

A Black clam is a vagina on any women of African descent. It is called so because a female vagina looks like a clam and a darker colored ones are called "Black clam".

Jose walks into the Tijuana whorehouse and tells the Madam, "Senora, you have a lot of pretty Latinas in here but I had my heart set on getting some Black Clam." The madam goes to the back and pulls out a dark Panamanian lady of the night. Jose pays the madam $10 and has his share of that sweet Black Clam!

by ElChorizero June 12, 2011

Back Clam

The hole in your butt. Mostly known as your butthole.

I have to go crack my back clam!

by Eagles007 January 18, 2008

Clam-block

Verb. Female equivalent to "cock-block." A clam or vagina is blocked from being entered; when intercourse is blocked from said female by her girlfriend(s), long term friend zone male, competing and less desired male, or act of god.

Still in the throes of post-break-up depression, Sally clam-blocked Becky at the party, so she wouldn't have to watch Gilmore Girls and cry into a bag of Dorritto flavored icecream alone.

by roadrunner23 November 30, 2014

Jœl Back Clamp

Where a woman rides your fucking back while a car hose clamp, coated in whale oil harvested in the Scandinavian Sea, is clamped to your fucking dick.

John: Hey, Babe, i just got some Whale oil

Bessy: Where from?

John: The Sea of Scandinavia

Bessy: I'll get the hose clamp

John: You gonna give me a Jœl Back Clamp?

Bessy: Fuck yeah, Daddy!

by Yesdaddyyesyesyesyes January 4, 2024