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Variation of "be-otch" or "bitch." A more sociably acceptable term, given it won't catch old religious people's attention when yelled in public.
The crazy biznotch kickflipped over the cow.
biznotch by Lord Lizard June 27, 2003
Completely and totally inebriated, by means of alcohol or drugs, or a combination of the both.
Dude... did you see David sitting on the couch, screaming "conche" with a hat pulled over his eyes... he was rambling about the political mistakes of Guam's government!? That dude was straight-up BIZNOOGED, beatch!!!
Biznooged by t-to-da-dizzo August 28, 2008
ITS A NOUN
1) slang for "bitch". usually used around adults or parents so they dont kno ur cursing
2) can be used in a friendly or demeaning way
3) directed to females only
1+2) (u r near an adult) "OMG, lilly is such a biznocth! do u kno wut she said to me today?"
2+3) {ur a girl talking to ur best friend(hoo is also a gurl)} "I LOVE U BIZNOTCH <333"
biznotch by boriqua_mami November 9, 2008
Biznotch originally developed as a black way to ghetto-ize and change the traditionally white word "bitch." As time went on, white people started using biznotch as well, and thus blacks stopped using biznotch and left it to be a white word. Today biznotch is the white equivilent of bitch, as the insult.
*Biznotch may not be used as the definition of bitch - a female dog.
"Shut up biznotch" - Shut up bitch
"What the fuck you wrong with you, you son of a bitznotch."
biznotch by So Skilled May 1, 2004
i invented this word, dont you ass holes go defining it. but im too lazy too so look at the others
me- yo biznotch grab the remote
biznotch- what?
biznotch by Urban Dictionary May 13, 2005
Another word for bitch.
Omg, I hate that Chantelle, she is such a bizootch.
Bizootch by moneybreadalove March 3, 2009
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