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Bitch Park 

Parking over to the side so much that the person next to you either can not park or open their door without hitting a car.
Becca: "I totally just hit this persons car with the door."
Brent: "Oh well! They shouldn't have bitch parked."
Bitch Park by Turtle94 October 17, 2011
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Parking Space Bitch 

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.
Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.
Parking Space Bitch by the-n January 21, 2016

Bitchmark 

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.
Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
Bitchmark by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009

Bitchpacker 

- Someone who packs bitches in garbage cans.

- Someone who stuffs female dogs so they'll last forever.

- A girl who likes the Green Bay Packers.
"Damn those Bitchpackers!"
Bitchpacker by Nojiko January 2, 2004

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.
I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.
bitchmarks by Cynicool April 21, 2020

Bitchpack 

Fitting and transporting more people in the passenger area of a vehicle than there are seatbelts for.
There were 7 of us, so we all had to bitchpack into my car, which is only a 5-seater.
Bitchpack by MajorOutage April 22, 2006

Bitchmark 

Bitch-mark (see also Bitch-marked.) This happens frequently on American prisons. (First occurred in Louisana, 1958)

To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.

To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
Once this guy in Cell block D, named Victor.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.

Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
Bitchmark by Prisonworker May 17, 2011
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him
friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?
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endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.
I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.
endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026
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