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Parking Space Bitch 

Someone who parks their fancy car in multiple spots so nobody scratches it, but parks your car in, preventing you from leaving.
Girl: Sorry I'm late
Guy: Traffic?
Girl: No, it was a Parking Space Bitch.
Parking Space Bitch by the-n January 21, 2016

Bitchmark 

-verb: sleeping with a teacher or professor with the apparent intent of getting a better mark on a paper or exam. When student-initiated, often orchestrated with the same cunning characteristic of the Machiavellian German statesman Otto von Bismarck.
Kaz: How did Lucida do so well on her economics test?
Harmony: Oh, she fully bitchmarked Mr Jones.
Kaz: Makes sense. She's scheming like that.
Harmony: Ya, and hot.

OR

Ms Tululia: Hey Armand, wanna bitchmark tonight? I'll give you 100 on your IB extended essay.
Armand: Um, you're 60 years old, woman, but ya, I'll bitchmark, I need the marks, bitch.
Bitchmark by Jorgitooo February 9, 2009

Bitchpacker 

- Someone who packs bitches in garbage cans.

- Someone who stuffs female dogs so they'll last forever.

- A girl who likes the Green Bay Packers.
"Damn those Bitchpackers!"
Bitchpacker by Nojiko January 2, 2004

bitchmarks

The metric by which your wife or life partner assesses your progress in helping around the house.
I guess watching television for several hours a day doesn't meet my wife's bitchmarks for my performance in the house.
bitchmarks by Cynicool April 21, 2020

Bitchpack 

Fitting and transporting more people in the passenger area of a vehicle than there are seatbelts for.
There were 7 of us, so we all had to bitchpack into my car, which is only a 5-seater.
Bitchpack by MajorOutage April 22, 2006

Bitchmark 

Bitch-mark (see also Bitch-marked.) This happens frequently on American prisons. (First occurred in Louisana, 1958)

To Bitch-mark someone: After successfully raping your cell mate, you mark him with you initials, by burning them on your bitch's skin.

To be Bitch-marked: Now you would belong to said rapist.
Now your new found owner has the luxury to sell you for favors or even cigarettes.
Once this guy in Cell block D, named Victor.
Victor was serving 2,5 year for burglary, upon entering his cell, he was raped.

Upon finishing his rape his new Cell mate marked his initials into Victors underarm this was the bitchmark. Victor was later traded. Victor never made it out alive, he killed himself 1998.
Bitchmark by Prisonworker May 17, 2011