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Bitch Dave 

Bitch Dave | bi ch dayv |

Noun

1. Identified by characteristics similar to that of Bitch Dave, also known as "Jew Dave", "Jose", & "That Dave Bitch".

2. Commonly attributed with the credit of starting the pulling of the strings.

Discovered: Altoona, Pa
Yo Man Alex: Yo man, look whos coming man.

Irish : AWWWW its dat Bitch Dave!

Bitch Dave: Wud Up Craiggg.. suck my dick Craiggg?
Craiggg : is that that Dave Bitch?

Bitch Dave: You tryin to go outside?.. Smoke a Po-rt?

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bitch Dave, why you trying to be hardcore, you fucking homo-thug, and don't be sensitive and angry at the shit that I wrote, cuz if you can take a fucking dick, you can take a joke
Bitch Dave by Irish (Lil Irish) November 18, 2009

Bitchaversary 

This is without the darkest day in a man's life. The bitchaversary marks the exact date that a man's woman, who seems to be a faithful damsel, decides to toy around with another man's meat and swallow his brain rain, which is clearly inferior to yours. This whored out yeti then proceeds to leaving you, for a man she met less than three hours ago, which feels worse than being raped by a elephant in the sub-tropical region of Africa. The bitchaversary also normally marks the day when the honorable man sheds bro tears.
Yeah man its my fuckin' Bitchaversary
Bitchaversary by africanchild April 15, 2011

Bitchhaver 

Yo, franco is a professional bitchhaver.
Bitchhaver by Wazzupiddy April 7, 2023
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