Bird ringer 

A person who stalks areas women tend to congregate under the pretense of researching local bird populations. Said person then catches and 'rings' as many females (birds) as possible. Ringing being the act of slipping a lubed up finger into their anus, at least two knuckles must enter for it to be classed as a successful ring.

We have recently finished compiling our 2020 ringing totals, and despite the lockdown, and the subsequent challenges and changes that followed, bird ringers researching our local populations in the area managed to catch and ring just over 5000 birds during the year. This is similar to many recent years, although down on the 8000+ ringed during the bumper year in 2019.

Bird ringer by Fishy Fenny January 18, 2021

birdfinger 

Affectionate nickname for that special middle finger that so clearly tells someone to fuck off.

As the pushy waiter moved quickly away from our table after forcefully taking our orders, I caught my 90-year-old mother giving him the birdfinger from her demurely napkined lap.

birdfinger by Dr Bunnygirl June 17, 2019