dick biographer

A man who makes constant, excessive, uninvited inquiries into the sexual activities of his friends.

Jimmy: I saw you driving with that chick earlier, did you guys have sex?

Dave: Quit being a dick biographer.

by StanimalKingdom June 11, 2014

elon musk biographer

A uniquely submissive twat who likes licking the stinkiest anuses that can be found. Fueled by ketamine and shame.

Dude 1: Hey, have you seen the new book by the Elon Musk biographer?
Dude 2: NO WAY, I don't want to read any filth like that! What if my kids find it?

by asshat 6500 February 22, 2025