Bioast 

An overly positive profile of a highly visible individual on their organization's official website that details all of his/her accomplishments while omitting any negative, immoral, or imperfect conduct. Portmanteau of biography and boast.

Well according to his bioast on the Neo-Nazi website, Hitler improved the quality of life for Polish Jews more than Moses in Egypt.

Tony Hayward's bioast on BP.com reads like he saved the earth from an asteroid collision on a near suicide space mission with Ben Affleck and Bruce Willis.

Bioast by Turbyne July 20, 2010

Preposterous boast, but alas 

Replacement for “weird flex but ok” because it’s overused

Random person: “I didn’t lose my virginity because I don’t take L’s.”
Me: “Preposterous boast, but alas.”

Preposterous boast, but alas by Fresh Timbs October 29, 2018

biastophilia 

1: (from Greek biastes, "rape" + -philia) is a paraphilia in which sexual arousal is dependent on, or is responsive to, the act of assaulting (possibly sexually) an unconsenting person, especially a stranger.

2: Sexual arousal sprouting from the thought of sexually assaulting an unwilling victim.

The doctor decided that the problem with Mr. James was the fact he dreamed of Biastophilia.

biastophilia by Fauxie November 6, 2007

boastagram 

those offensive,gag inducing and "unreadable" seasonal letters sent out to tell the world how great you and your family are doing

Unfortunately, every Christmas my uncle sends us a boastagram with the latest on his kid's successes

boastagram by sheila in the car October 31, 2008

bisaster 

a bisexual who is a “disaster”

“wow i fall in love with everyone all the time. i’m such a bisaster.”

bisaster by helena’s #1 fan April 11, 2020

biastiocian 

Anything of or pertaining to animated pornography or sexual fantasies involving animated characters. Named for Onion AV Club unregistered commenter Biastioc, whose fantasies involve a mansion, Marge Simpson, Belle from Beauty and the Beast, Sleeping Beauty, Leela, tentacles that impregnate women with gallons of drug-infused semen, "only going in ten inches," and "love."

His Biastiocian fantasies were deeply disquieting.

biastiocian by TomWaits for Snowman November 9, 2009

coal boasting 

When a white woman brags to her friends about sleeping with dark skinned black men.

I overheard Donna coal boasting to Kelly about her hookup with the son of the Djibouti Ambassador.

coal boasting by zcl July 28, 2006