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Bindle Stiffed

When a hobo comes up to you while you are in a hurry and begins to tell you his life story. This is usually followed by the metaphorical feeling that he has taken his bindle stick and shoved it deep into your ass piercing your colon. This feeling metaphorical feeling is caused by the fact that you will be arriving late to your destination and that you have no more change in your pocket.
Employee: Sorry im late for work I got bindle stiffed.

Boss: Heres some metaphorical tampons and hemorrhoid cream.

Employee: He took $1.37
Bindle Stiffed by rekrap April 4, 2011
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Bindlestiffer

Another word for tramp, it makes an amazing username and no-one will ever know what it actually stands for.
Hey bindlestiffer, your username is really cool where did you get it from?

I found it in a folded paper slip found in a dustbin.
Bindlestiffer by Bindlestiffer March 15, 2021

Bindlestiffer

Another word for tramp, it makes an amazing username and no-one will ever know what it actually stands for.
Hey bindlestiffer, your username is really cool where did you get it from?

I found it in a folded paper slip found in a dustbin.
Bindlestiffer by Bindlestiffer March 15, 2021

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026