Billysoft 

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully. It's especially appropriate because it serves as a reminder that Bill Gates and Microsoft are joined at the hip. (Yes, Virginia, Bill Gates IS a monopolist.)

So what's Billysoft going to announce this week - another crappy software program or another phony pHilanthropy program?

Billysoft by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

tug the billygoat 

When a guy bends over and you see his nutsack, reach over and tug the billygoat.

A guy bent over in short shorts exposing his nutsack, so I decided to tug the billygoat.

tug the billygoat by Uboat411 November 2, 2017

That next level top tier billygoat ish 

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.

Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

That next level top tier billygoat ish by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012

billygoated 

When someone is about to akwardly walk into something and jumps out of the way to stop from hitting it.

John: Mike your going to walk into that table.
(mike jumps over it)
John: You just billygoated that table.

billygoated by cpeccamp July 24, 2011

to billygoat 

When a woman goes up to a man and bites his goatee.

To billygoat: Sally saw John across the room. Sally loves facial hair. ALOT. She walked up to john and bit him on the tip of his goatee. "She just billy goated me!" Exclaims John.

to billygoat by Frogking April 27, 2014

Billyboat

Type of instrument that is used to measure the semen that a man produces while he is casting for a pornographic video.

Johhny used a Billyboat to measure the amount of semen he could produce, before being able to take part in the "close up facial" pornographic video.

Billyboat by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

BillyBobTanley 

Also known as BBT Network. He is an enemy of Dr. Phil, Alex Jones, and John Cena, who he calls druglords. He is a redneck who also hates ear rape and Snake Gaiden. He also hates Aliens.

"Give me a beer ya fuckin dog." - BillyBobTanley Intro

BillyBobTanley by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020