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Billysoft

One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully. It's especially appropriate because it serves as a reminder that Bill Gates and Microsoft are joined at the hip. (Yes, Virginia, Bill Gates IS a monopolist.)
So what's Billysoft going to announce this week - another crappy software program or another phony pHilanthropy program?
by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007
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tug the billygoat

When a guy bends over and you see his nutsack, reach over and tug the billygoat.
A guy bent over in short shorts exposing his nutsack, so I decided to tug the billygoat.
by Uboat411 November 2, 2017
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That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.
Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish
by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012
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billygoated

When someone is about to akwardly walk into something and jumps out of the way to stop from hitting it.
John: Mike your going to walk into that table.
(mike jumps over it)
John: You just billygoated that table.
by cpeccamp July 24, 2011
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to billygoat

When a woman goes up to a man and bites his goatee.
To billygoat: Sally saw John across the room. Sally loves facial hair. ALOT. She walked up to john and bit him on the tip of his goatee. "She just billy goated me!" Exclaims John.
by Frogking April 27, 2014
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Billyboat

Type of instrument that is used to measure the semen that a man produces while he is casting for a pornographic video.
Johhny used a Billyboat to measure the amount of semen he could produce, before being able to take part in the "close up facial" pornographic video.
by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017
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BillyBobTanley

Also known as BBT Network. He is an enemy of Dr. Phil, Alex Jones, and John Cena, who he calls druglords. He is a redneck who also hates ear rape and Snake Gaiden. He also hates Aliens.
"Give me a beer ya fuckin dog." - BillyBobTanley Intro
by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020
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