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One of many nicknames for Microsoft, a key member of the Seattle Mafia and global bully. It's especially appropriate because it serves as a reminder that Bill Gates and Microsoft are joined at the hip. (Yes, Virginia, Bill Gates IS a monopolist.)

So what's Billysoft going to announce this week - another crappy software program or another phony pHilanthropy program?

Billysoft by David Blomstrom October 19, 2007

Words you can keep

tug the billygoat

When a guy bends over and you see his nutsack, reach over and tug the billygoat.

A guy bent over in short shorts exposing his nutsack, so I decided to tug the billygoat.

tug the billygoat by Uboat411 November 2, 2017

Related Words

Billysoft • billy of tea • billygoated • Billyboat • BillyBobTanley • BillyBoot • billygoat123848 • billygoat blazed • Billygoatin • billygoat nipple

That next level top tier billygoat ish

A designation given to someone or something which has been given the almighty blessing of Lil B Based God.

Aye maine, you seen dat won-ton soup music vid? Thats that next level top tier billygoat ish

That next level top tier billygoat ish by Tha based god disciple November 7, 2012

billygoated

When someone is about to akwardly walk into something and jumps out of the way to stop from hitting it.

John: Mike your going to walk into that table.
(mike jumps over it)
John: You just billygoated that table.

billygoated by cpeccamp July 24, 2011

to billygoat

When a woman goes up to a man and bites his goatee.

To billygoat: Sally saw John across the room. Sally loves facial hair. ALOT. She walked up to john and bit him on the tip of his goatee. "She just billy goated me!" Exclaims John.

to billygoat by Frogking April 27, 2014

Billyboat

Type of instrument that is used to measure the semen that a man produces while he is casting for a pornographic video.

Johhny used a Billyboat to measure the amount of semen he could produce, before being able to take part in the "close up facial" pornographic video.

Billyboat by The-Sentinel June 14, 2017

BillyBobTanley

Also known as BBT Network. He is an enemy of Dr. Phil, Alex Jones, and John Cena, who he calls druglords. He is a redneck who also hates ear rape and Snake Gaiden. He also hates Aliens.

"Give me a beer ya fuckin dog." - BillyBobTanley Intro

BillyBobTanley by RockManZero3 March 15, 2020

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

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city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

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just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026

endwarfins

The rush of neurotransmitters and neuropeptides triggered specifically by watching the Seven Dwarfs march home singing "Heigh-Ho" — that particular high of pickaxes, whistling while you work, and communal domestic bliss in a cottage built for men half your height.

I only meant to watch the Heigh-Ho scene for the endwarfins, and then it was two hours later and I'd watched the whole movie.

Endwarfins aren't just a Snow White thing — I get the same hit off the Lollipop Guild in Oz.

endwarfins by Howard Ogden September 13, 2026

Word of the Day on September 14, 2026

caillou

A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.

Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”

caillou by WMH01 September 12, 2026

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