Biljistic

To have a impressive and At-Awe presence, someone that people are drawn too...another word for awesome

(A hot chick walks into a bar)
Guy 1- Damn dude she's Biljistic
Guy 2- Yea, she cant make it two steps in without some guy tryna talk to her

by Info_girl October 7, 2009

Ballistic Prose

Words and phrases specifically manufactured/defined in order to mislead careless, irresponsible and deceptive journalists/writers.

{An innovative, percussive and aggressive method/style of writing wherein the author intentionally creates a word/phrase and a definition for the word/phrase as a weaponized literary instrument, objectively targeting and penetrating conventional thinking, culturally imposed dogmatic norms and multi-layered veils of psychosocially nurtured concepts. Ballistic Prose is a baiting tactic aimed in the direction of reckless, quasi-intellectual journalism with the supreme achievement occuring when journalists utilize such manufactured, Ballistic Prose words/phrases as credible terms, descriptors and characterizations as part of a legitimate literary composition, thus signifying the infiltration of artificially modernized etymology and its manifestation as an extension of an elaborate ruse}.

1. 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform S.A.W.' is an example of a ballistic prose characterization for a ridiculously large wave. There is no such thing as a S.A.W.

2. "Dude, NBC just referred to the most recent ocean wave surge as a 'Seismic Aqueous Waveform'. Do they have any clue that there is no such thing as a Seismic Aqueous Waveform? Lol!"

3. {Hambone reads and replies to one of D Dog's recent definitions on UD} "D Dog, your definitions are such a lively form of 'Ballistic Prose!" {D Dog replies} "Hambone, you just invented the term to describe this style off writing = Ballistic Prose."

by Charitable Disguise January 3, 2020

kickin' ballistics

To reason with someone, to tell them how things really are, to philosophize about a topic.

Me and my man Gary sat up all night listening to his older brother Charles kickin' ballistics about prison industry-complex.

by merrakesh August 29, 2010

going ballistic

Becoming fully, truly, unstoppably, gravitationally angry. Usually of a person or semi-sentient animal that can experience anger.
References ballistic missiles, whose flight paths are nearly un-alterable after a certain point.

"When dad finds out I didn't submit my college applications, he'll be going ballistic!"

by 4onen March 2, 2016

bilgistic

Really good, great, etc., from The King Of Queens where Doug makes up the word on a card to Carrie

"You are nothing less to me than a bilgistic pile of love meat"
"That's not very bilgistic of you"
"I'm not the one that's bilgistic, you're the one that's bilgistic"

by Barry Lemon August 4, 2007

Ballistic chillz

a person that simps for people who are 21 and older. this type of person often ditches his old friends for that person

dumping your friends for an adult women- ballistic chillz

by XKraxkenX November 13, 2021

Kentucky ballistic

When your gun explodes and you put your thumb into the wound to stop the bleeding

Scott: Yesterday I had a Kentucky ballistic

by IdidNOTtellHERmatt August 7, 2021