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Bilbo Biggins

A Bilbo Biggins is a Big Boned Co-Worker that you secretly make fun of. Usually a Bilbo Biggins has a Big Bobble Head and farts in other people's work areas. A Bilbo Biggins is always out of breath due to the tripple chin blocking the airway.

Also known as a B.B.J.
1. Jesus, look at Bilbo Biggins. I never thought someone could break a sweat sitting still.

2. Bilbo asks: - "You gunna eat that shrimp?"
by Mr. Grinch September 22, 2008
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Bilbo Baggins Pants

Gray sweat pants jaggedly cut off at the knee, commonly worn around the house. However, sometimes seen in public places like the grocery store and Walmart.

A unique way of recycling old school sweat pants with the ugly elastic ankle bands into shorts.
"Those bilbo baggins pants look nice with your sport sandals"
"Why you go wearing bilbo baggins pants all the time?"
by Gelatin Trotter April 15, 2013
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A combination of emotions that leave you feeling "Thin, sort of stretched, like butter scraped over too much bread"

Symptoms of a Bilbo may include but are not limited too feeling burnt out, overwhelmed, panicked, anxious, depressed, claustrophobic and stressed.

If untreated the individual may become so overwhelmed, that they declare their intention to leave and never return. Also known as going "Full Bilbo".
Person 1: Mate you look like absolute shit.
Person 2: Just work stuff, feeling a little Bilbo Baggins you know?
Person 1: No not at all?
by I need a holiday February 3, 2023
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Bilbo Baggins

n. The sexual act of placing one's firmly gripped testicles into the anus of a willing, usually male, other.
Anthony just did a Bilbo Baggins to Justin's freshly prepared hobbit hole.
by JPA4LIFE December 12, 2004
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bilbo baggins

A fat hobbit of the shire who found the ring of power by the hands of gollum in the goblin caves.
"Ay! Top of te morning to ye, bilbo baggins!"
by PaulJar the Pornostar December 1, 2003
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bilbo baggins

this is when a girl throws her legs over her head, then a guy tea bags her ass hole, and has his ass hanging over her chest, then takes a shit the seize of the shire on her chest.
she almost suffocated in my shit from that bilbo baggins i gave her
by dave offner(dream team) January 27, 2005
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Bilbo Baggins

The act of shaving ones pubes onto the floor next to your bed, and then inviting a lady friend into said bed. After vigorous thrusting, upon climax, ejaculate on said lady friends feet. On leaving, her sticky feet will contact your pube laden trap; thus completing the bildo baggins.
"sorry I'm late for work, I got bilbo baggins'd this morning."
by tweedhouseboys February 2, 2014
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