Nickname for someone who makes the absolute worst decisions at the absolute worst times, greatly harming himself and others. The acronym "BIJ" is an indirect reference to the "Bad Idea Jeans" recurring skit on Saturday Night Live.
Incredibly, Habsul knocked on his boss's door and immediately shouted the words, "Open the fucking door, douche bag."

Habsul immediately became President and CEO of BIJ, Inc.
by jimmy l.i.t. June 4, 2007
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bij is the best person ever i love him so much he's my best friend and i'll do anything for him <3

He's so HANDSOME.

ily bestie you deserve the world wallah !
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Fuck you . WHO DOESN'T
by ily/p June 3, 2021
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