Bidoofy

adjective: commonly used as a word to explain one's laziness and/or boredom , or can just mean whatever the hell you want it to mean.

P1- Why didn't you shoot the ball?
P2: I was too bidoofy.

P1: Ey, How ya doin?
P2: I'm feelin bidoofy at the moment, how bout you?

P1: What the fuck is wrong with that guy?
P2: I know rite! That bidoofy son of a bitch!

P1: Is he okay?
P2: Yeah seriously, that was rather bidoofy of him.

by Assfire December 22, 2008

Bidoof’s Law

Originating from Tumblr user “Bidoof” (a Pokémon), Bidoof’s law says that there will never be anything more joyous than reading a bad or offensive opinion online, checking the user’s profile, and finding out they are “openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai”.

“Will there be anything more timelessly funnier on Tumblr than seeing some joyless idiot asserting their stupid controversial worldviews internet toughguy style and then checking their blog and they’re just, completely openly and shamelessly addicted to hentai.” - Bidoof

“Bidoof’s Law strikes again.”

by plasticmild September 17, 2019

Bidoof

The god Pokémon, the one who saved us from the calamity, the one who we pray for everyday, you might not know it but they are always there, so strong yet so tiny, able to chop trees with one chop, able to carry humans to safety with ease, able to smash rocks with one mighty punch, able to climb mountains in seconds, able to move boulders like they are nothing, able to swim up the tallest water falls, and when the world is in our last moments of hope bidoof will be there ready to save the day

“All hail bidoof”

by TheBidoof May 2, 2018

King Bidoof

Noun
Person who acts really stupid but is super awesome and popular. Often pulls many hoes and is known for his very unique and sometimes very gay style of clothing.

Person 1: You see that dude over there playing with fire? He's so stupid. How does he get girls?
Person 2: he's a king bidoof of course.

by The Real Bidoof March 15, 2013

badoofy

An nyc term that originated in the trenches of park slope, that means "goofy" "mook" and "mickey"

this kid willa movin mad badoofy broo wtmm

by badoofer schizo gang March 4, 2022

Bidoof

A very simple Beaver-like Pokemon you can catch in the beginning of certain Pokemon games. Its simplicity is what makes it so powerful. Defeating another player with this Pokemon feels good to do but bad to be done to. This Pokemon can only be loved or hated.

I hope one day to be the greatest Bidoof trainer this world has ever seen!

by famguy3 August 1, 2011

Bidoof

A pokemon from the Diamond & Pearl series, that is commonly used as an HM bitch. Unfortunately, Bidoof cannot learn Fly.

Can also be used as an insult.

I taught my Bidoof Surf, Flash and Cut!

You're such a Bidoof!!!

by D Ched January 17, 2008