To shamelessly boast about money you never really made in the rideshare business; to additionally let everyone know they’re jealous and a hella bitter about not making as much money as you never made.
Man I was totally bianchi’ng today on the road. Made over $7,280 only driving 6 hours. And that’s just on uber, because I got kicked off lyft taking cash rides. But they’re gonna let me back on, so I can bianchi the shit out of lyft too!
by DriveRev1 June 11, 2018
Get the Bianchi’ng mug.Getting your next relationship set up before dumping your current S/O. Generally involves cheating (at least emotionally) on your current partner with the intended future partner. Refers to playing on the monkeybars, where you don't let go of the first bar until you've grabbed on the second.
Bill: "Well, your brother just sent the Save The Dates for his third marriage - they haven't even finalized the divorce yet!"
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
Joe: "Yeah, the monkey branching SOB did the same for his second marriage as well - all his relationships 'overlap,' if ya know what I mean."
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Joe: "Sue and I decided to try an open relationship."
Bill: "I dunno, sounds like she's monkey branching to her *next* relationship."
by Mai Ainsel March 25, 2022
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when a girl already has a boyfriend but she gives her number to guys that she meets and flirts as if she were single. she's basically branching off from her boyfriend and establishing backups.
yo dude I saw your girl at starbucks giving her number to some guy. I don't think she saw me. it looks like she's monkey branching, you should dump her.
by soulblk4000 December 2, 2010
Get the Monkey Branching mug.Branching- The act of cutting random tree branches from random houses and placing them on people’s doorsteps. Optional: Add a fake love letter with cheesy tree branch joke
Kelsey: Hey i'm bored
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!
Amir: I saw a big tree earlier... wanna go branching?
Kelsey: Yeah! I'll bring the truck!
by aymurrr August 18, 2011
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Loud, loveable, enjoyable people who know how to have fun without even trying.
Attention is always on them. Easy to talk to and always willing to lend a hand to help, an ear to listen for, and a shoulder to cry on.
Loud, loveable, enjoyable people who know how to have fun without even trying.
Attention is always on them. Easy to talk to and always willing to lend a hand to help, an ear to listen for, and a shoulder to cry on.
Nieghbor: " Them Bianchini's are at it again"
by AnjB February 24, 2010
Get the Bianchini mug.Cumming inside of an elderly woman; leaving a cream pie. Named so due to Blanch from the Golden Girls.
by JOSakaRome January 2, 2010
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inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
inserts a closed fist into a woman's vagina. Once the vagina has been fully penetrated the man or woman slowly opens his/her fist resembling blooming blossoms on a tree in the spring time.
My girlfriend screamed when i introduced her to the branching tree. Maybe it was because i didn't trim my fingernails.
by Dan Schweddy February 24, 2009
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