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A word that describes nothing, feeling nothing, or doing nothing.

Nothing means absolutely anything at all.

Like absolute zero.

So really it is pointless to make shit up.

UNLESS

the word is used in the wrong context, then the definition changes to: Who ever used this word is a complete jackass.
Guy on phone: use it in a sentence.

Bill: I am very Bespurged.

Guy on phone: That doesnt make sense, that's probably not a real word, you dumb ass.
by IWantMyNameToBeSpaghetti April 17, 2011
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
β€œWhere did you go after we left the pub?”
β€œDunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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