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To leave a giant piece of shit in the toilet bowl, usually with a red bloody tint.

Blood and semen infused diarrhea usually caused by aggressive anal intercourse.
I walked in the bathroom and some one left a Berndog Johnson.

I cant come in Ive got a case of the Berndog.
by Mr Double Dip June 17, 2018
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