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Bernard Tomic 

Australian tennis player who was prodigised to be the next patt rafter for Australian tennis fans. Also knows as Tommy the 'tank' engine as he was accused by John McEnroe of tanking his match against Andy Roddick in the US Open in 2012. After two years in the spotlight of world class tennis tournaments, he has not achieved a single grand slam (while Leyton Hewitt at his age had archived 7 major titles, including Wimbledon) and continues to act like he's bigger than Jesus. He was recently arrested in Sydeney for drunken and aggressive behaviour, while being subdued he reminded the cops of 'who he was' and that they were plotting hate campaigns against him.

He lacks the respect of most Australians.
Aussie 1: Did you watch Bernard Tomic play Federer last night?

Aussie 2: No, I've lost interest in that guy, no one respects him anymore.

Aussie 1: Yeah, his blonde girlfriend was there though... She's pretty hot
Bernard Tomic by TennisTruths November 2, 2012
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sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012