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Bernadine 

Smart ambitious queen. Loves out-going fun and loving people. Hates peasants liars fuck boys. She ultimately is her best with a man that values her. Her significant other is never bored with her kinky ways in bed she is a sex kitten. Once betrayed she will give up on love. She moves forward with style and grace. Her husband will love every role that she delivers. She loves being adored appreciated and loved unconditionally. She is the whole package. She has fashion sense. Very compelling but withdraws when she is short changed. She is a hustler. She is very big on respect. Men and women want to take her home.
Bernadine making moves! Bernadine loves being a mom! Damn Bernadine fine
Bernadine by B-mack085 March 13, 2017

Benzine Spliff 

A general wasteman who has the piss taken constantly, constantly high or making grime music. Often reffered to as the King of Grime, or by his DJ name; Optimus Grime. Often tries to scrape in with higher socialy ranked individuals.
Louis: Haroon, you smokin' weed now?
Haroon: Yeah blud.
Louis: You're such a Benzine Spliff.

(Ben walks past)
Everyone: BENNNNNNNNNNNNNN!
Benzine Spliff by VitaminK June 16, 2010

Bernadine 

German translation "Brave as a bear!!" Also Comes from St Bernadette of Lourdes
If you know a Bernadine.

They are loyal, funny, witty, intelligent!!
Bernadine by Dino 29 February 10, 2010

Craig Benzine 

Craig Benzine is a video content creator who is also known as Wheezy Waiter.

He has a widely popular YouTube channel and a blog called Wheezy Waiter. He has been creating Wheezy Waiter videos since June 2007. Now tens of thousands of people are subscribed to him and watch his videos daily.

Craig has created vocabulary in his videos that has gone on to be widely used on the internet, such as doobly-doo and noodle boiler, defined on UD, and is also known for repeated themes and catch-phrases he uses in his videos (see Wheezy Waiter definition for more information).

Craig has a beard, which has become the trademark for Wheezy Waiter. Wheezy Waiter viewers are called beardlovers.

Craig is also part of the popular and acclaimed indie rock band Driftless Pony Club, based in Chicago.

In addition to creating his Wheezy Waiter videos, Craig has lots of other experience in film and television production. He graduated with a Communication Arts: Radio, Television, Film degree from University of Wisconsin - Madison. He works as a Video Specialist for a web development company. He has starred in other films and web series besides Wheezy Waiter, including the film Ozark Cousins, the web series Fucked in Space! and Platoon of Power Squadron, and many short films produced by Harmony Joyride Productions. In addition to his work in front of the camera, Craig edited the Ozark Cousins film and was part of the rock band that created the music for the silent urban western.
Craig Benzine has a beard.

Who is Craig Benzine? Wheezy Waiter.
Craig Benzine by martha_s February 7, 2010

Bunzadrine 

A mood-enhancer, also known as “bunnies,” known to be an effective and much healthier replacement quasi-drug for the older and more dangerous addictive stimulant, Benzedrine.
Cuddling bunnies is the source of what is essentially an endogenous supply of Bunzadrine, a miracle amphetamine-like chemical that is highly effective in treating nihilistic ennui or just run-of-the-mill depression, and which can provide the cuddler with returned energy and even motivation.
Bunzadrine by Dr Bunnygirl September 26, 2023

bezatine 

Chain to be worn around neck
"Is that a 30 inch bezatine?"
bezatine by Sam May 13, 2005
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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