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This means when someone has a big ego and a small dick but not swearing
Jerry is so besd
Besd by Cj61 November 17, 2019
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Bi Weekly Job Satisfaction Day - the celebration of getting paid for employment on a bi-weekly basis thereby being satisfied with your job on that day. Could also be applied to any cadence of pay schedule such as daily, weekly, monthly, etc.
Did you get paid today?
Yes - it's BWJSD!
Or as a celebratory greeting: Happy BWJSD!
BWJSD by BGYOW June 24, 2022
Besden, originally used in the English county of Buckinghamshire, meaning alcoholic beverage in the form of a beer, ale, lager or sometimes even a cider.
“Adam! I see you at the pool bar! Make that 2 Besdens please mert!”

“Excuse me Fraser, are you going to go and get the Besdens in?”

No Alex, I think it’s Steve’s round!”

“I’ve had a right cunt of a day, anyone fancy a cheeky Besden?”

“Fuck me, that bird is one ugly bitch, not even a few Besdens could put that right!”

“What’s the time?”

“I think it might be Besden O’ clock

“I’ve sent the missus down the shop for some guacamole, sour cream, Doritos and a few Besdens!”
Besden by A-ForceAl June 16, 2018
It is a mix between the words random and Best. For when somthing is best and random
A 3 day party was besdom.
Besdom by BenFezz January 30, 2008
sexiest man alive, 1v1 tenz and won without breaking a sweat, smartest person alive, funniest person alive.
bejad: kos omak ya mostafa
bejad by steven islam August 22, 2021

beesdicky 

A way to measure things in a small amount. Smaller than a centimetre. Think of a bumble bee. Now think of his manly bit. Beesdicky is the word.
Bring the truck back a beesdicky
beesdicky by Bonnie Parker November 8, 2007
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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