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Being Gliddened 

When a company/individual lies to you promising to make good on their faulty products/services .Once your back is turned,the company lies on you,screwing you royally by lying to their superiors and treating you/talking to and of you as though you are a 2nd class citizen,leaving you holding the bag knowing they screwed you and couldn't care less about your effort/predicament.
When I used Home Depot's best paint in my living room and kitchen at $29/gallon,it peeled off within two days.It tore up my walls something fierce.It came off in sheets literally.The peeled paint was rubbery,like a Stretch Armstrong doll from the 70s.

Glidden's company rep Josh Ledet came to my house and admitted the paint was faulty.I told him they were going to hire a contractor to finish my house interior,as I had spent 3 months repairing my drywall.

In his report he lied on me,saying I didn't use primer.I went to Home Depot corporate ( who also treated my like Im second class ) and showed them proof (videos and photos).Home Depot refused to reprimand him and sided up with him,totally screwing me in the process.

Want to see this in action? Go to YouTube and search Glidden Paint Review,not Reviews. There you'll see 4 videos of me peeling it off my walls in sheets.

Glidden and Home Depot,burn in hell for all eternity.

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A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
Word of the Day on July 13, 2026

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026