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Noun: A detestable group or organization. Typically protectionist and primarily concerned with profiteering. e.g. RIAA

Verb: To take abhorrent actions to protect self-interest at the expense of others. Usually to eliminate or ruin the object of those actions for everybody else.
The RIAA and other behole organizations are trying to stamp out music sharing on the internet.

They successfuly beholed napster, and would like to behole every other source.
behole by tHiNkBoNe December 16, 2004
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gentlemen behold 

What the character Dr. Weird from the Adult Swim TV show Aqua Teen Hunger Force says at the beginning of each episode, even though he is usually only talking to his assistant, Steve.
Dr. Weird: Gentlemen, Behold!!

Dr. Weird: I have created... this thing!
gentlemen behold by Bob882 August 22, 2004
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Beholegranated

Does the money need to be beholegranated in any way?
A surname originating in Germany generally from the northern half. Thought to originate from the ancient Germanic tribe found near the river Behl.

A general term used to describe an innate coolness within ones self. This ability when mastered can be 'flexed' to affect a given outcome in a more awesome way.
I almost dropped the ball but then I flexed my behler and tipped it back to myself and scored the touchdown!
behler by Online guru February 6, 2010

Behold'ned 

To be visited and observed for the sake of others coming to behold the observably impressive form and figure on display.
The great tree was behold'ned for its presence,; they'd come from miles away to bask in its sparkly tree aura.
Behold'ned by Danny Durden September 22, 2020

behoilet 

niggas behoilet
niggas behoilet
behoilet by lil scoobs May 16, 2018
When you’re piss loaded drunk you make no sense half the damn time when you talk. when your about to call someone a asshole but you wanna be polite. butthole Also once used it for my cats name
1. Hey Bahole! I got a fucking problem with you.

2.So this little fuck and I got into a tilly at the bar and he stuck his finger up my Bahole!
Bahole by Offended yet November 6, 2019
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
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