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When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.
"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."
Beef Ball by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019
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Beef Ball is a underground slang term used in multiple songs. The meaning of Beef Ball is that you are playing basketball nude or wearing no clothes from the waist down. In Beef Ball you can only dunk, and to win you need to put your testicals on the opponents face or mouth.
"Heard you won in a beef ball game"

"Yeah, me and Dylan put our nuts on Aiden's head."
Beef Ball by Edwin Jarlox July 26, 2024

Ball Parked My Beef 

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.
"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "
Ball Parked My Beef by MycoJester September 12, 2021

Beef Balloon

When a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
A beef balloon is when a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.
Beef Balloon by Tony Anzola July 1, 2008

beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love
dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!
beef balloon by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009

Beef Balloons 

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast
"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

Your Balls Are Beef 

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.
Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".
Your Balls Are Beef by Seanyo October 18, 2008
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