Beef Ball

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When a man shoves his balls in a cows ass and sticks them in your mouth.

"Hey Frank, I hear you and Kyle's mom are getting pretty serious."

"You heard right, Toby. Last night she came by the farm and had a healthy serving of beef balls. Kyle's mom loves beef balls. Tomorrow I might give her a carabeef ball."

Beef Ball by Timmy Pants November 5, 2019

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Beef Ball

Beef Ball is a underground slang term used in multiple songs. The meaning of Beef Ball is that you are playing basketball nude or wearing no clothes from the waist down. In Beef Ball you can only dunk, and to win you need to put your testicals on the opponents face or mouth.

"Heard you won in a beef ball game"

"Yeah, me and Dylan put our nuts on Aiden's head."

Beef Ball by Edwin Jarlox July 26, 2024

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Ball Parked My Beef

When one penetrates all holes in one setting.

"I ball parked my beef last night. A$$ to mouth to pussy. "

Ball Parked My Beef by MycoJester September 12, 2021

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Beef Balloon

When a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.

A beef balloon is when a girl takes the foreskin or prepuce of the penis and inflates it with her mouth like a balloon.

Beef Balloon by Tony Anzola July 1, 2008

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beef balloon

the result of someone who farts and(or) shards in an inflated baloon and "lets it loose" in the face of the one they love

dude1-did you just give me a beef balloon?
dude2-yeah,so.
dude1-you fag!

beef balloon by Quaid Farmer January 15, 2009

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Beef Balloons

Incredibly massive augumented fake breast

"Have you seen Janet lately? She has Beef Balloons now!"

Beef Balloons by TrojanMan'sDaddy June 2, 2019

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Your Balls Are Beef

A phrase which implies that the subject is telling lies.

Joe: "I fucked five girls last night, one of them was paris hilton".
Paddy: "Your balls are beef mate".

Your Balls Are Beef by Seanyo October 18, 2008

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Yap Trap

A seemingly endless debate with a idiot

I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it

Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026

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Blexas

Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.

Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.

Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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