1. The most aggressive, powerful beatdown you could get, known to mankind.

2. Polo-er, rugby-er, shooter, waterskiier extraordinaire.

3. A stronger verb than the word smash, itself.
"Holy crap dude, you just got Beattie Smashed!"

"BEATTIE SMASH!"

"That tower got frekkin' Beattie Smashed!"
by Craig David's Lovechild. September 17, 2008
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