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Beasting Off

The act of masturbating and thinking of animals.
Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.

Person 2- whats that?

Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.

Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!
by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008
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beating off

1) Slang term for male masturbation.

2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.

See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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Beating Off A Dead Horse

To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
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beating off

see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
i love to beat off in wierd places
by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
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beating off

Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
Bill, the tachometer in you GTO is beating off. (wiggling erratically between 1400 and 3600 RPM)
by andy1 May 24, 2005
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beating off the dog

To masturbate a dog while saying "red rocket"
Sharon: Stanley, what the hell are you doing?!
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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Beating off with camp soap

What causes your roomate to have to go to the dermatologist becase his penis almost fell off.
Bobby, you should not beat off with that camp soap.
by tha ingram July 2, 2004
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