Person 1- So today i decided to masturbate to something different like..Beasting off.
Person 2- whats that?
Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.
Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!
Person 2- whats that?
Person 1- It's where you masturbate and think of animals while masturbating.
Person 2- Really?! OMG! I'm going to go try that right now!
by D. Schlosser February 25, 2008
Get the Beasting Off mug.1) Slang term for male masturbation.
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
2) Grasping a penis, then stroking vigorously in and up and down motion in order to produce an orgasm. Usually accompanied by ejaculation of semen.
See also: jerking off; jerkin the gherkin; jacking off; wanking; whacking off; beating your meat; chocking your chicken; spanking the monkey; slapping the salami; tickling the pickle
When your little brother is taking three showers a day, each for 45 minutes...he’s probably beating off!
by Cappy1 July 10, 2018
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Beasting Off
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• SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi
• Office Blasting
To continue trying to beat off a horse when it clearly isn't going to work anymore due to lack of blood flow.
Dude: I was out beating off a dead horse last night, but may hand started to cramp up, so i just went home instead.
by XxVRxX August 20, 2010
Get the Beating Off A Dead Horse mug.see jack-off, beating off is the same as jacking off but it seems to sound more harsh when u say beating rather then jacking
by rhcpgod August 12, 2003
Get the beating off mug.Same as jacking off, but in addition: Any time a mechanical device is temporarily malfunctioning, especially in an erratic motion fashion, it is beating off. See also on the rag and otr for malfunctions of a 5-7 day nature
by andy1 May 24, 2005
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Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
Stan: I'm beating off the dog. Red rocket, red rocket. (the other adults turn away or show shocked looks)
by KaiserBasara December 28, 2005
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