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Beast Woman

Noun. Also known as BW.

An African-American female with beast-like qualities. An extremely arrogant and uncouth female that is more suited for a zoo than a civilized society. The life of a Beast Woman is nothing more than a never-ending chain of nigga moments.

Common characteristics include a trigger-happy temper, frequent loud skawking, neck-twisting, finger-snapping and exaggerated gestures, and the more-than-the-occasional all-out brawling.

Not to be confused with a Black Woman (also known as BW), although, in the right circumstances, the Black Woman will turn into a Beast Woman, however temporarily.
Jackson: LOL! Hey, wake up, man! You alright?

Tyrone: ...ugh...What the hell just happened?

Jackson: You just got knocked the fuck out by a Beast Woman!
Beast Woman by BlackMan'sTruth June 10, 2011

man woman beast thing 

A blatent beef of a man trying to be a women and failing badly because everyone can clearly tell that "she" is a man.
hehe, look at the man woman beast thing over there.. get onto her fat chin!
man woman beast thing by Spizzy February 3, 2005

Women Beast 

a women who commonly threatens to punch you in the face when they see you. They are often scarey in appearance. Common names for them are Moriah, Jezabell, and Olive. Last names will sometimes begin will the letter "L"
OMG Daniel, this women beast is in rare form tonight. Very violent

Beat a woman day 

Every October 31 is official beat a woman day, find a woman in your life and beat her like your father did
Man :"Guys it Beat a woman day!"
Woman: "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME JEROME!"
Man: *Starts to beat woman*

Beat A Woman Day 

February 28th is the day of beat a woman day.
Some guy : Hey! It's beat a woman day!
Woman : FUCK!
Beat A Woman Day by rezecsm February 27, 2023

The Best Parts of a Woman 

The misnomer title of a Tumblr blog about porn. The blog purports that "the best parts of a woman" are the "boobs, vagina, and butt." In fact, the actual best parts of a woman are her intelligent mind, her strong soul, and her innate dignity.
White male porn addict: I found this amazing blog on Tumblr called "The Best Parts of a Woman"
Christian: Let me see. The blog must highlight her mind, soul, and dignity.
White male porn addict: It's a pornblog by a superhero.
Christian: Ew! Don't tempt me with that shit!
White male porn addict: I'm going to fap with or without your support!

The Best Parts Of A Woman 

It is commonly accepted by layman that the best parts of a woman are the "boobs, vagina, and butt". However, only the most enlightened intellectuals will realize that this is—in fact—wrong. The best parts of a woman is actually her feet and toes, as indicated by Scottish philosopher David Hume 300 years ago.
Me: What are the best parts of a woman?
Maddy: The boobs, vagina, and butt. Duh.
Me: Oh you sweet summer child....
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