Bean Blocked

similar to being couch locked (being so stoned that you cannot leave the couch and so spend many many many hours watching movies) except you are stuck to a bean bag.

Mary Jane: "Yo, Blaze my friend. Wanna pass me the Doritos?"

Blaze: .........

Mary Jane: Dude, you bean blocked.

by dominickers October 08, 2011

Bean blocking

A girl trying to get some fine ass pussy but her boyfriend interferes is being bean blocked

I was about to get some fine ass pussy yesterday, and my boyfriend ended up bean blocking me. How lame?

by Clit-tits-and-bong-hits November 08, 2020