Top Definition
A definative person which causes utter lameity to happen to a person or persons just because they like being assholeish. Similar to randomite but more targeted and powerful. You feel like the person wants to stick their hand up your ass (batty) and probably has a batty fetish..and control you
Shes a batty puppet high commander, intending to ruin my life. Ugh pax her wdr
by Queen Jenni of Sparta August 30, 2008
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