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A person (almost 99.999% of the time female) who spends an exorbitant amount of time in the bathroom. This individual often possesses a large amount of "bathroom equipment". A Bathroom Animal (BA) can be self-aware but often they don't care if others need to use the facitilites that they consider their natural habitat. Bathroom Animals can spend as much as 1,200 to 2,000 days in the bathroom over the span of their lifetime . *Estimate based on 80 year life expectancy and 1 to 1.5 hours a day in the "john". Many exceed this total and some wildlife experts believe that some BAs can spend as much as 5,000 days in a domestic bathroom setting.
Jesus.....we're going to be 30 minutes late for the event and I really have to use the toilet. I can't wait for that bathroom animal to finish up!
by Kmann March 14, 2015
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