Basic Douché 

A guy that thinks he is relevant, unique, and hot shit. He considers himself a gym rat, and takes more selfies than actually working out. He'll use the word "brah" and brags about how many chicks he's hooked up with within in the last month. Any story you have to share, he has a better one to 1 up you. He wears a Ralph Lauren deep V t-shirts or pink or salmon colored button ups/polos as a statement but ends up wearing the same thing as his other Basic D friend next to him. He's on Tinder, and always swipes right. He may wear a man bun or have a hard part. He has to get a girl drunk to get laid. He wears Beats by Dre headphones with a hoodie at the gym. He overuses hashtags in his Instagram posts. #gains #dowork #legday #fit #fitfam #fit4lyfe

"Brah, my day just doesn't feel right without my morning pre-workout, but I'm not going to let that stop me from getting turnt. That chick from last night was so faded and I thought I was going to smash but that Bitch puked in my new blacked-out Charger so I kicked that hoe to the curb." -Basic Douché

Basic Douché by Not Another Basic B November 29, 2015

basic douche 

(n)1. A person, usually masculine in gender, who conforms to all the social dorms associated with being a dude. 2. A regular guy who is kind of a douche.

That guy at the youth hostel was totally a basic douche.

basic douche by Widgetwidget January 19, 2016

Basic White Douche 

A basic white douche is a male who partakes of Nike basketball shorts, Nike shin high socks, and Nike bath slippers all at the same time. He is frequently completely brainless, very muscular, and a total jerk. Other identifying factors are: basic white douche tattoos and bro tanks. He is also always Caucasian.

John: Who is that muscular guy in the tank top with "inspiration," tattooed to his forearm in cursive?
Mike: I don't know, but he is certainly a basic white douche.

Basic White Douche by StapleStaplesStapelton February 7, 2015