Barriente 

Barriente: A mexican name that suits mexicans. Most people cannot pronounce it. Not a common name, but a name for pretty mexicans, also for tall girls with super thick hair! They're not ditsy, but there sure do have quite a few blonde moments. Barriente's are a species all in their own, so if you see one, please remember....do not feed. We haven't yet discovered their diet. Barriente's also don't require too much attention, and they make great companions, but they're also pretty indecisive at times, and horrible spellers. they'll misspell "cake" if you give them the chance, or even "iron".

Teacher: Is Alicia Bare-N-Yetti here?
Alicia: Its pronounced Bar-E-Ent-A
Teacher: Isn't that what I said? Barriente.

Barriente by SheCan'tBePerfect March 7, 2011

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa

A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW:

My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa.

Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.

Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.

The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa by EpicScientician January 5, 2022

Barrientos

Handsome mexican with gorgeous hazel eyes. Great in the sack... very stubborn.

OMG he is definitely a Barrientos!!!

Barrientos by omglame November 20, 2010

Barrister 

In Ireland and Britain, the legal system has two "Lawyers" per se. One, a solicitor, gets work from a client etc... and if it is required to go to court, he would find two Barristers (One Senior Counsel and one Junior Counsel - but sometimes only one is needed if the case is small, then it is only a Junior Counsel, but could be a Senior, but that rarely happens).
The Barrister is the one who goes into court. He speaks, the solicitor also goes into court, but NEVER speaks. If he has to inform the Barrister of something, he would write it down on a piece of paper, and slide it accross, or whisper.

In Ireland, there are two places in the Four Courts that only Barristers may go: The Law Library, and the Barristers Restaurant. Now I always wonder, why would anyone want to become a solicitor if they cannot enter those two places...

Barristers are not allowed to advertise. And a lot of the time cases are settled before they enter court. Solicitors usually earn more money, but it is more likely for a Barrister to "rise up the ranks" to judge etc...

"So, what's your job?"

"Solicitor"

"Hate that... I'm a Barrister, I can enter the Law Library and a special restaurant!"

"Do you want work, or not?"

"I suppose so..."

Barrister by Hardstuff April 24, 2005

Barringer 

The act of smoking a bowl of packed marijuana with a ball of collected marijuana resin cratered in the center, topped with collected THC crystals from grounded marijuana. Can be made in any marijuana smoking device that has a bowl.

Is a reference to the "Barringer Meter Crater" in northern Arizona, thought to be the possible location for the meteor that killed the dinosaurs. The act for smoking a ball of resin on it's own is called smoking a Comet and with THC crystal 'Smoking Comets and Tails' With the addition of marijuana itself and the placement of the Comet in the center, the Barringer itself resembles a Comet has crashed into a field of grass that, when smoked, burns.

Wanna smoke a Barringer? Wanna make a Barringer? I'm gonna crash myself a Barringer. Wanna go to Barringer?

Barringer by Taylor Britton September 3, 2007

barfriender 

A bartender friend. The bartender you would go to for all of your drinks or go to for advice and conversation.

I'm going to the club to see my barfriender. He/She always takes care of my drinks.

barfriender by EricaMJ March 29, 2008

barrette 

A clasp, often decorated, used to hold back one's hair.

Look, doesn't Jenny look lovely wearing that purple barrette in her hair to-day?

barrette by Chris December 21, 2003