Barney Bag

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A Barney Bag is the name that is given to a bag that you put on your head when having intercourse with an extremely unattractive partner. The idea behind the Barney Bag is that the partner is so unattractive you don't bother putting a bag on their head, but put one on yourself thus ensuring there is no danger of their bag falling off. Can also be used as a descriptive term, a "barney bagger"

That individual was so utterly hideous that the only way I could fathom engaging in intercourse with them is if I wore a barney bag.

Barney Bag by CB4ever February 28, 2009

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barney bag

a big purple bag that a country girl who's favorite color is purple brings to work every day

hey oscar look at all the purple stuff in the barney bag today wow i think i see something green and yes its bud!!

barney bag by grinch99999 May 21, 2008

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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