Bardoozel

(v)
1) To fail with reckless abandonment
2) To bang

(adj)
1) Having the properties of failing recklessly
2) Sailor drunk

v1) Man I sure bardoozeled that, and somehow the cat is on fire. What a fail
v2) Yeah, I bardoozeled the girl with the lazy eye, so what? We all make poor choices.

adj1) I had a very bardoozely evening. Can you pick me up from the county hotel?
adj2) It's dollar jack night. Time to get bardoozeled.

Bardoozel by Doozel December 8, 2009

Badoozle

Derived from the term BOOZLE (meaning bullshit), used to express:

Anything predominantly bullshit, astonishing or funny.

Definition varies with accentuation and usage in different context, much like the word FUCK

"HAHA! I badoozled my way out of work today!"

"DJ: Where's CJ?
AJ: I think he's badoozling with that girl in the room."

"i badoozled myself by sleeping with my ex's cousin"

"RJ: yo i saw your ex with CJ last night!
DJ: what?! badooozle!!!!!"

Badoozle by mr. swag February 11, 2009

Bamboozeled 

To get screwed. To draw the shortest Straw.

Sohal got bamboozeled when the cop pulled him over for going 5 miles over the posted speed limit.

Bamboozeled by Akhil Patel September 29, 2006

bamboozeled 

To take in by elaborate methods of deceit; hoodwink.
Duped.
Screwed With.

"I've been Bamboozeled"
Richard Hatch following being voted at Tribal Council - Survivor All Stars

bamboozeled by Shaaaaper February 27, 2004

bamboozeled 

a random word that expresses confusion

im bamboozeled bro

bamboozeled by nowwatchmerearea September 2, 2017

badoozler 

someone who is totally smoked out on meth...

Not just your average tweeker but someone who just can't hang or has reached the delusional point in their high...a week and beyond.

"Did you hear that badoozler trying to tell me that a harrier jet was following him?"

"I'm real sure a 30 million dollar jet plane is following that homeless badoozler around town on his bike."

badoozler by King_Of_Krell December 30, 2007

Bardoodle 

When someone pretends to be asleep while snoring to cover up the sound of HIS masturbation.

"I just went upstairs and caught him mid bardoodle. He's gross."

Bardoodle by BloccHead June 21, 2009