Bangcock bang

A sexual act between a man and a women (small children and goats suffice) in which the man thrusts into the anus while holding onto the ears/horns of the partner while simultaneously shitting into a pile behind the partner, upon pulling out the man throws his partner backwards into said pile and proceeds to stab said partner in the eye with his penis. then proceeds to initiate a golden shower in and or around the face. While partner is visually impaired, the man will fist the partner's anus (and potentially vagina at the same time). Upon climax , the man proceeds to write his name on said partners chest with cum.

I was so wasted last night... i woke up in the aftermath of a bangcock bang...

by Michell Malkin October 21, 2008

BangCock

It’s used for when messing or wanting to hit someone in the nuts you would say “what’s the capital of Thailand” and then say BANG COCK and nut shot them

Me, hey what’s the capital of Thailand
Ty,What
Me, BANGCOCK then hit him in the nuts

by Huntard67 September 23, 2019

Bangcock

Slapping, hitting or thwapping one's manhood after asking the question "what's the capitol of Thailand?".

After correctly answering my question about the capitol city of Thailand, I gave him a "Bang Cock".

by JB January 19, 2004

bang cock

When a fellow tv viewer throws the remote to an unsuspecting couch partner who is relaxing, and intentionally hits him directly in the nuts. Usually the person with the remote asks a question referring to or containing the word Bangkok, but remote-to-balls contact must be achieved as the the word "BANGKOK" is uttered.

First time: "Have you ever been to Bang cock?" Now you have.
Second time: "Remember when you went to Bang cock?
Third time: "It's been a long time since you've been to Bang cock"

by cro-magnum January 5, 2009

BangCock

Hitting some one in tha Gonads were it really hurts

" Yo Blan, look at this map for me, whats the capital of thailand?"
" Uh lemme see"
" BANGCOCK NIGGA"
" AHH,stop hittin me in the balls"

by nart October 23, 2004

Bangcock Blowdryer

The act of putting a condom on and rubbing icy hot on it, penetrating a woman in her vagina, pulling out and beating your cock on her clit then blowing on it to cause a burning effect.

Did you hear about the Bangcock Blowdryer I gave Tiffany? She was screaming bloody murder cause her vag was on fire!!

by Razz630 August 27, 2010

Bangcock

Confucious saying, or chinese proverb.

Man who enters turnstile sideways, is going to bangcock.

by RM January 21, 2004