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BandHammer 

The BandHammer of the Administrators. This word gives us the right of Band you off the network for file sharing, streaming video, taking up way to much bandwidth from other users, and just being plain stupid.

BandHammers are Admin's with the power to rule your life, and bring it to a crashing halt. These are the people with Linux servers and mac laptops in hand to control your very existence. When dumb users do stupid shit, these Admin's come in, fix the shit you broke, and make your life a living hell, by decreasing your privileges and to make sure you don't do it again.
This awesome word lets us say, "NO, I'm not going to troubleshoot your effin computer because you don't even know how to turn the damn thing on", or , * dumb user crying like a baby to the Admin saying he cant send email, "Oh, you can't send any email, hmmmmm, then learn how to change your own damn SMTP server settings to your gateway of your IP you dumb ass".

"Do not anger the BandHammer, I have root access"

"The BandHammer will Sudo Kick Your Ass"
BandHammer by Chad the BandHammer January 12, 2009
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Banhammerished 

1.)The Banhammerished are perhaps the worst type of person that can decide to raid your discord server after being removed. They are essentially people with a lot of time on their hands and a SEVERE grudge against your community. They do not accept your bans, rather, they make dozens of alts and repeatedly raid your server for months or years on end. They can operate as Lone Wolves or as massive groups depending on how many people they can recruit. An extremely determined member of the Banhammerished may even resort to real world crime such as hacking, harassment, or even physical violence coupled with doxxing in order to cripple an online community.
2.) Slang term for the Banished, the fictional raider clan featured in Halo Wars 2 and Halo Infinite.
YOU HAVE FALSELY REMOVED ME FROM YOUR SERVER! PREPARE FOR IRL ATTACKS BY THE BANHAMMERISHED! FIGHT HARD! DIE WELL!
Banhammerished by EmberofWolves January 17, 2022

banhammered

An exaggerated means of describing prohibition, barring, or interdiction from a given digital environment.
d00d omfgroflmfao wtf lawl i jus got teh banhammered for pwning teh n00b admin
banhammered by teh_pwn0r0r0r January 19, 2007

banhammer 

1 - A symbol of violence and imaginary power over others, used by peniley-challenged jerks, at websites, to make themselves feel better about being so inadequate, and unliked by anybody

2 - a symbol used by bossy creeps at websites, to try and make you "fear their power" you're supposed to imagine they have...but really they have no power..or friends..because they are just assholes.

3 - a picture that should be thrust as far up the offending admin or mods nazi ass as possible, except they'd probably like it
Banhammer: A symbol of violence and imaginary power over others, used by peniley-challenged jerks, at websites, to make themselves feel better about being so inadequate, and unliked by anybody

Banhammer: a symbol used by bossy creeps at websites, to try and make you "fear their power" you're supposed to imagine they have...but really they have no power..or friends..because they are just assholes.

Banhammer: a picture that should be thrust as far up the offending admin or mods nazi ass as possible, except they'd probably like it
banhammer by republicans.are.homos January 16, 2010

Bannhammer 

The exquisite "hammer" of the Dragon Age character Bann Teagan. He is known for his skilled use of it. (P.S. No, the Bannhammer is not a weapon. It's his penis.)
"I would give anything for a taste of the Bannhammer."-Main Character
"What? Why would you want to taste a weapon? I doubt they would be that great."-Alistair (from Dragon Age: Origins)
"Oh, sweet naive Alistair. Did they teach you nothing at the chantry?"
"How to fight."
"It's his penis, honey."
"His... oh... that's my UNCLE. Why would you.. he's so much older..."
"That's the allure."
"Wish I were born sooner then I guess."
"What? So you could be the Alihammer?"
"Princehammer maybe..."
Bannhammer by TheHammerOfBooty August 1, 2013

banhammer 

A hammer which supposedly Discord server admins and Fortnite swing on rule-breakers to ban them.
Imma swing the banhammer on you
banhammer by DaBestIvo May 4, 2020

ballhammer 

A major annoyance. A situation that causes dread in one's life.
Damn, waking up to my clock radio playing that Don Henley cover by the Ataris was such the ballhammer.
ballhammer by buzz January 4, 2005
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