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Banana Shaming 

Making fun of the way a person eats a banana, in a sexual way. Usually they broke banana eating rules.

Refer to the banana eating rules

1. Never close your eyes

2. Never make eye contact

3. Fast bites, Can't have that banana more than 1 second in your mouth

4. Small Bites, can't take bites of more than 4cm
Archie: Betty totally gobbled that banana, she took 1/2 of it in her mouth at once.

Veronica: Hey, stop banana shaming her.
Banana Shaming by SerialMind July 25, 2014
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Bananashaming 

Noun.

1. Often used to describe the act of snorting a banana, and being made fun of it.

2. Shaking bananas for their size, texture, or color.
"Yo. You know Felicia from Latin I?"
"Yeah. Why?"
"She snorted a banana in class and everyone made fun of her. Magistra said no bananashaming, but we're doing it anyway."
Bananashaming by Artorius April 24, 2024